No one understands my woes

I am annoyed with my humans today. They just don't seem to understand my always changing needs. I wanted my chicken treat 1st, then the crunchies, and then the no-salt turkey from the deli. Really it was not that difficult. Then the teenager got in my face when I was already annoyed with Mom for her treat mishaps, so what did I do??? I smacked her. And what did she do??? She freaking laughed.... I can't even. But I did get to beat up Hermes and I intimidated Hawkeye (aka Killer). Ha, I am the scariest thing in this house and I prove that size doesn't matter. So, here I sit brooding over how no one seems to understand the troubles I have. I think I will take a bath and then a nap.... nope nap then bath.